Federal Lactation Bank

Hundreds of millions of users transformed a piece of software created by a college dropout into Facebook – now worth 100 bn. dollars. All it would take is 10% of the global users of facebook – to each buy up to 5 Oz’s of Silver to get the price of Silver racing toward $500. The price of Silver is up to the debt serfs around the world. Are you ready to ‘crash jp morgan, buy silver’ and be free from financial terrorism?

89 comments on “Federal Lactation Bank
  1. @M&S,

    shouldn’t investigate be in quotation marks?

    we ALL KNOW that the SEC doesn’t really investigate TBTF’ures …. they put on a show trial and the corporatist idiots pay a fine with a non-admission of guilt.

  2. jarrollin says:

    Breast feeding is one of the most loving things a mother ever does for her children. This, however — I just don’t know…

  3. Being There says:

    Bravo—a timely (pun intended) illustration and it describes our situation so well. The $30Trillion was not enough for these criminal banks–I just call them the First Circle and their members are the untouchables!

  4. bart says:

    I am glad silver is still affordable and taking full advantage
    of every pricedip.Just keep stacking and be patient.
    JPM belong to the mortal assets,while gold and silver
    are eternal sources of wealth.
    Crash JPM buy silver in full force.

  5. Cynical Centaur says:

    Just took delivery on 15 Oz’s today. Sixteen more in the pipeline.

    This is hard to do in this economy and my lack of those debt based, fiat pieces of paper…

    Go JPM! (Just Precious Metals)

  6. Apocalypto says:

    Ben “Boobs” Bernanke.

  7. williambanzai7 says:

    I smell blood in the water.

  8. Talcott says:

    If you scroll down and look at the right hand column, you’ll come across Knowles’ Law. It reads as follows: “Whenever a controversy over symbolism erupts in the media, it’s usually disguising another hidden symbolic message altogether.”

    Now, I’m not a betting man, but something tells me that the donnybrook being whipped up by this Time magazine cover is yet another example of Knowles’ Law in action.


  9. Paul says:

    I find it somewhat ironic that I woke up this morning and put on my SLA T-Shirt. Then I called up my metals dealer and BTFD !!!!


  10. MirrorMirror says:

    ‘UK politicians enslaved by Murdoch’

    6 mins.

    Of course, we have to rely on the banned in the UK PressTV to bring us such reports.

  11. Eric says:

    WB7 … Lactating Benny the Banker … simply Aw3some!

    Suggestion: facebook fields of tulip investors.

  12. Mary Genoud says:

    Silver is a far toooooo important component of the green industrial age to permit speculators. Buy 2 keep, maybe later sell when the dust settles. You can only make money in the interim with silver. Below-ground ie mined- silver risks depletion at the outset by 2026, but realistically by 2015 without a mayor upheaval.

  13. Uptic says:

    wb7 …. ” Mitt sluggo ” LOL

  14. Kevin Eshbach says:

    BTW when is the US Mint going to release new America the Beautiful 5oz silver coins? Are they having trouble sourcing enough silver to produce the coins from?

  15. gold bullet says:

    ”After the German Pirate Party’s String Of Successes, Here Comes The Backlash”



  16. Dementia 5 says:

    I acquire silver on a regular basis. Not exactly dollar cost averaging but rather a similar strategy of BTFD.

  17. flicks says:

    La di da di da why jamie LOL

    What a great day – everybody

  18. JonnyJames says:

    Another article about JPM downgrade by Fitch

  19. giggler says:

    Homer Simpson looks at Marge’s hair dryers’ on switch and thinks that’s a great name, from today onward I should be called “Max Power” – it was a silver dryer to.

  20. Youri Carma says:

    JPMorgan Trading Loss Own Words http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsrgGQXwq0


  21. Youri Carma says:

    Accommodative Monetary Policy Seen to Boost Gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIpsRAuDIXs

    May 11 (Bloomberg) — James Steel, an analyst at HSBC Securities (USA) Inc., discusses the outlook for gold. He speaks with Manus Cranny on Bloomberg Television.

  22. Youri Carma says:

    Gerald Celente – The Jeff Rense Show – 10 May 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBRy8yNUkc

  23. proxyoflove says:

    Yeah, /sarc.. I see the markets making perfect sense as gold is down double the Dow and down double the % increase of the dollar gain against sickly world currencies. Money must be rushing into investment safe havens of umm.. er.. what’s on TV tonight then?

  24. Youri Carma says:

    Gold! Haiti hopes ore find will spur mining boom http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CB_HAITIS_BURIED_TREASURE

  25. Mary Genoud says:

    Great cover, call Time Inc.

  26. Youri Carma says:

    Incoming French President Signals Budget Cuts, Handouts to Banks (Global Research) http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=30761

    After winning the French presidential election on Sunday, the Socialist Party’s (PS) François Hollande is already positioning himself to drop his limited election promises on social spending and attack the working class with deep budget cuts.

  27. ronron says:

    @williaambanzai7. jamie must hate you. hahaha his kids seen this? 🙂

  28. JonnyJames says:

    That was fast, I thought he might humor us with a bit of slicker rhetoric a la Obama. Hollande touts the “there is no alternative” (Tina) meme just like the old boss. Melanchon might have had the balls to stick to his guns, but under France’s dual ballot system (1st round, 2nd round) only the big parties win. That means about 25% or less of the voters determine outcomes. Not very “democratic” is it?

  29. Youri Carma says:


    Exactly as I expected. Same will happen in the Netherlands and the U.S.. Absolutely nothing will change in that perspective for the good.

  30. badsey says:

    I believe that body on Bernank is actually Stacy Herbert.

    -Bought some phyz today but they didn’t have any Silver Eagle rolls. -Had to buy singles in capsules. -Which are nice and but I paid +5, which is high, but he says he has to pay +2.5 now for them. I wanted to do my part in ramming the silver stake thru the heart of JPMorgue and lay this vampire squid to rest once and for all.

    May look into stackable 10 0z in the future if the Silver Eagle prices remain +5 locally. Last few days people have been buying phyz.

  31. F. Beard says:

    Thank God for Adblock!

  32. Mini US says:

    “Feed me Mother, Feed me now”
    Little Shop of Horrors 🙂

  33. Alexander says:

    Hi Max,
    Just Purchased 686 ounces of Silver (1 oz. Canadian Maple leaf’s) today.
    Hope this helps to kick J.D. arse back to whatever hell he came from!
    – Alex

  34. ronron says:

    @Alexander. your a fucking smart fucker. good for you.

  35. Vonda Bra says:


    “Like many of you, I know what is coming. I can see all of the pieces of the puzzle but I don’t quite have the knowledge and expertise needed to bring all of the pieces together into a clear picture. Jim Willie does.

    In this podcast, Jim takes today’s seemingly unrelated headlines of European sovereign debt, JPM hedging losses and paper gold price drops and ties them all together into a tidy little package that clearly shows where we are headed in the not-too-distant future.

    I think it’s safe to predict that you will greatly enjoy this podcast and rank it among the best we’ve had to date.” – TF


  36. SilverPorno says:


    “Just Purchased 686 ounces of Silver ”

    “Hope this helps to kick J.D. arse back to whatever hell…”

    Why not 666 ounces?

    Come on, numbers Alex, numbers… sort it aaaarrrrttt…

  37. Youri Carma says:

    Skull isn’t Hitler’s at all! 😯 Watch: Hitler’s Escape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCyfiG7aTB4

    Hitler ‘had Jewish and African roots’, DNA tests show http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/7961211/Hitler-had-Jewish-and-African-roots-DNA-tests-show.html

    Hitler allegedly killed himself on 30 April 1945 and his dead was announced on 1 May 1945. Occult Holidays and Sabbats http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/cienciareal/cienciareal20.htm April 30 – May 1 – Beltaine Festival, also called Walpurgis Night. This is the highest day on the Druidic Witch’s Calendar. May 1 is the Illuminati’s second most sacred holiday. Human sacrifice is required.

    Grey Wolf: Hitler’s Escape to Argentina. Distributed by Galloping Films http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9q6bSIWAgo

    Red Ice Radio: Gerrard Williams – The Escape of Adolf Hitler http://www.redicecreations.com/radio/2012/03/RIR-120304.php Or on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00QT7knyiCA

  38. ronron says:

    @Vonda. haha. listening now, thanks you sweet thing. 🙂

  39. Youri Carma says:

    J.P. Morgan’s shares finished the day session down 9.3%, their steepest decline since August.

  40. Anuraga says:

    Another delivery yesterday, its a great feeling !!!

  41. Youri Carma says:

    Let’s get Physical Silver & Gold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZx3-eZeIeI

  42. Bonn says:

    Dats God talkin

  43. Youri Carma says:

    Bilderberg’s Tax Returns Uncovered! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3AAW3pgayY

  44. SAO says:

    Benny “Nipples” Bernanke knows nobody SUCKS better than Dimon.

    Suck, Jamie, Suck.

  45. Thinker says:

    Someone needs to grow some “BALLS” and send the banks and the fed to the mine to play with themselves and let us get back to building bak up free market society .

  46. Thinker says:

    that should have read “MOON” not Mine

  47. AntiEussr says:

    Time to thrash that whole banksystem. Well bought me 2 X 10000 ounces of silver in so called industrybars.

    But there was a little problem yesterday, as i stacked my silver upstairs, the ceiling came down…………..had about an 500000 ounces lying up there.

    Maybe is should buy me such an old bunker & remodel it as in a house?

  48. Youri Carma says:

    The Bilderberg group has an organising headquarters in the city of Leiden, The Netherlands (Which Bush the elder once visited).

    Bilderberg Group boss: stop graffiti house Merenwijk
    27 april 2012, (Leidsch Dagblad)
    (google trans from Dutch) http://tinyurl.com/6qtr96v

    ORG: http://www.leidschdagblad.nl/regionaal/article8144921.ece/Baas-Bilderberg-groep:-stop-bekladding-huis-Merenwijk

  49. Vonda Bra says:

    “Republican presidential hopeful Rep. Ron Paul certainly wants to end the Federal Reserve. But he also has to eat breakfast.

    One day after chairing a hearing on proposals to abolish or overhaul the central bank, the Texan congressman sat down for the first meal of the day Wednesday with Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, the lawmaker confirmed in a brief interview at the Capitol. The decision to meet for breakfast at the Fed was “mutual,” said Mr. Paul, who last year introduced a bill to eliminate the central bank.

    The Fed chief and lawmaker had “sort of an open discussion,” Mr. Paul said, while declining to provide any details of the conversation. “It was off the record,” he said. The Fed declined to comment on the meeting.

    Wednesday’s visit to the Fed’s Washington headquarters was not the first for Mr. Paul, who has said previously he dined at the central bank with former Fed Chairman Paul Volcker. …”

    continue here:

    well, they had breakfast together 1 day after the congressional hearing and 1 day before Jamie Dimon had to announce that JPM failure ….. hmmm … ?

    I vonda, if it might have anything to do with what Jim Willie explained in the above interview ? ….

    so curious !!!!!!!!! 😉

  50. snoop diddy says:

    wb7 finds a new normal par excellence!

  51. Youri Carma says:

    @AntiEussr – “, as i stacked my silver upstairs, the ceiling came down…………..had about an 500,000 ounces 😯 lying up there.” 😆

    Suggest you get yourself aquinted with working with reinforced concrete and buy yourself a good safe to go along with. Ask Bob Chapman about a solid safe cause I know he has some good info about that http://www.theinternationalforecaster.com/contact . Bob will always answer your questions if clearly stated.

  52. Youri Carma says:

    @Vonda Bra

    TnX for Willie.

  53. flicks says:

    Bernanke – ‘Why does your love hurt so much’
    Jamie – ‘Don’t know why’
    Blythe – la di da di da la di da di da


  54. Youri Carma says:

    Willie: “Foreigners aren’t buying (soevereign bonds)”

    China Investment Corp. has stopped buying European government debt

  55. Youri Carma says:



  56. Youri Carma says:

    Fukushima Threatens The Continuation of Life as We Know It http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItPra2Y0M7Q

  57. williambanzai7 says:

    @ronron. I sleep smiling with the thought of these land sharks hating me.

  58. Youri Carma says:

    Bilderberg Special Announcement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXqjzDxN3M0

  59. Youri Carma says:

    Willie’s right!

    Fed `Deeply Embeded’ in Europe Crisis, Crouch Says http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNL45JjM6UM

    May 9 (Bloomberg) — Stanley Crouch, chief investment officer of Aegis Capital Corp., talks about the outlook for a euro breakup and the region’s debt crisis.

    He speaks with Scarlet Fu, Stephanie Ruhle, Sara Eisen and Adam Johnson on Bloomberg Television.

  60. Youri Carma says:

    TFMR Podcast #19 – Jim Willie, Friday, May 11, 2012 http://www.tfmetalsreport.com/podcast/3782/tfmr-podcast-19-jim-willie

    Or on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x6l5HAg8p4

    h/t Vonda Bra

  61. Youri Carma says:

    UK denying access to Britain on the eve of the Olympics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4X_2697QoM

  62. limpwrist says:

    Max who did the art work for the TIME pic in this story? Mitt Romney?

  63. Kevin says:


    1) If JPM goes out of business, will their control of the Ag market cease, and then will Ag go up to real market levels?

    2) Can we hasten the collapse of JPM by increasing our purchases of physical silver, ASAP?

    3) What is the chance that the Federal Reserve, or Congress will bail out JPM and we’ll be on the losing side of this attack on JPM?

    BTW, did you see the videos on CNBC and their concern over Dimon. It was 100% disgusting, including Cramer’s “surprise.” Surprise, Cramer? Dimon is a crook! What do you expect a crook to do, other than do what crooks do, mostly crooked actions!

  64. Harry says:

    @Kevin: w.r.t. 3: JPM = TBTF but also maybe TBTB because when they go also other entities might be in trouble.

  65. MirrorMirror says:


    Good report from James Corbett … re: NATO

    The Chicago NATO Summit – GRTV Backgrounder


    11 mins


  66. Ditto says:

    Occupy London invites you to meet the 1% this Saturday


    “On 12 May, this Saturday, Occupy London strikes back as we invite you to the centre of the city to Meet the 1%. You have a pressing interest in doing so, however well you think you know them already. Of all the OECD countries, in the UK inequality has increased fastest over the past 30 years. We’ve seen an increasing concentration of wealth while the burden of taxation has shifted down the income scale. Our economy is disproportionately reliant on a financial services industry. We hear over and over again how finance represents 7% of the UK economy, but manufacturing actually provided twice the oft-mentioned 6.8% of total government tax receipts between 2002 and 2008 – without, of course, requiring the kind of bailout we are all obliged to make good on for the foreseeable future.”

  67. Ditto says:

    Occupy movement set for global weekend of action


    “The 12 May events, marking the first anniversary of the Indignados movement in Spain, the precursor to Occupy, signify a relaunch for the coalition of campaigners whose protests created huge attention in London, New York and elsewhere before being evicted or fizzling out over winter.

    In London, protesters are set to meet at St Paul’s, in the City of London, at 1pm on Saturday ahead of action which remains secret. However, given the instruction for participants to “bring a tent”, it seems a new camp is intended.”

  68. Al Kyder says:

    Crude Falls 1% As Bearish News Piles Up
    (Friday, May 11, 2012) Crude futures settled lower on a spate of negative news, including word of ample crude supply, discouraging signs for economic growth and revelations of a $2B trading loss at J.P. Morgan Chase & Co.

    Lobby Group Criticizes German Transparency Plan for Gas and Power

    European energy traders have criticised Germany’s plan to establish its own national transparency agency for electricity and natural gas markets, saying it is undermining EU efforts to establish a single European transparency platform.
    Syria to Sign New Deal for Importing Iran Gasoline, Diesel Fuel
    (Thursday, May 10, 2012) A senior Syrian oil industry official says his country is planning to sign a new agreement with Iran for purchasing gasoline and diesel fuel from Tehran.

    Azerbaijan, Baku, May 9/Trend M. Moezzi

    Iran’s oil ministry has issued a permit for private companies to export oil.

    The private sector can now export 20 per cent, about 400,000 barrels of Iran’s daily crude production, the Iranian Students’ News Agency (ISNA) reports.

    “Companies have to meet the oil ministry’s conditions to participate. They must have a contract to either sell oil or provide fuel for a foreign refinery and are prohibited from negotiating with the National Iranian Oil Company’s (NIOC) clients, “said Hasan Khosrojerdi, head of the Iranian Oil, Gas & Petrochemical Products Exporters’ Association (OPEX).

    One other condition imposed by the NIOC is that oil cannot be sold to French and British refiners including France’s Total and Britain’s Shell.

  69. gold bullet says:

    ”Dutch Judge Who Ordered Pirate Bay Links Censored Found To Be Corrupt”


    ”A brochure was discovered, where the plaintiff’s representative in the case – a professor Visser – offered commercial courses in anti-piracy, together with the judge, Chris Hensen. The plaintiff and judge were running a commercial enterprise together, one that had a direct bearing on the subject matter of the case.”

    ”This judge, this corrupt judge Chris Hensen, is the exact same judge Chris Hensen that has now banned links to the Pirate Bay from a political party, another equally crazy whackdown on fundamental freedoms of speech. But seeing this background, things fall better into place: the judge Chris Hensen was corrupted to begin with, and has been since at least 2010.”

    Who’d a thunk it?!?!?!

  70. Kevin says:

    Guys, JPM has to be very vulnerable now. We need to step up our physical Ag purchases to bring Dimon down and crash his fraud machine called JP Morgan Chase! I’m doing what I can and buying three ounces today for the cause.

  71. MirrorMirror says:


    Keiser Report: Central Bank Monarchs (E287)


    25 mins.


  72. MirrorMirror says:


    Max Keiser mentioned on PressTV :

    ‘Worst yet to come for EU economy’


    4 mins.


  73. evolutis says:

    A set of 32 stairs … placed alongside an escalator at the entrance to a fitness club.

    A tale of 2 systems … if “fitness” = life, then 32 stairs =?? escalator = ?? LOL

  74. MirrorMirror says:

    PS@Keiser Report: Central Bank Monarchs (E287)

    Include Germany on nepotism !

    Thx for the link to the coming film : http://usabailout.com/

    Best of luck to John Titus of course !
    ( Great guy / great guest )

  75. susan says:

    @Vonda @Youri


    Re Jim Willie interview, I thought it was a real gem too, and my BS detector didn’t go off once, which might mean that Fulford was right all along about the 134 nations getting fed up with the Cabal and starting up a new gold-backed global currency/basket of currencies.

    My only question, which I’ve had for months now, is this: when we say ‘China’ do we mean the Chinese Government, or the Chinese Banking Industry, as I believe the latter is run by You-Know-Who…..

    Any thoughts?

    Also, re London Olympics, they don’t seem to want crowds:


    Personally, I’m hoping that friendly bombs will fall on the whole sorry affair!

  76. Apocalypto says:

    “All it would take is 10% of the global users of facebook – to each buy up to 5 Oz’s of Silver to get the price of Silver racing toward $500.”

    The problem with that idea is that 100% of Facebook users are stupid to even have a Facebook account to begin with. This might also explain the logic as to why most Facebook users don’t even own silver. Hate to be so brutally honest, but it’s my nature.

    Take care,


  77. Dilberta says:

    I bought another bunch of it after I heard the good news about JPM’s impending demise. Just want to do my part to bring this abberrant system down as soon as possible.