SEC’s Cease-and-Desist Order Against JPMorgan “Lost” Evidence Damaging to CEO Jamie Dimon

The SEC is still investigating this case, but Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) and Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) both criticized the SEC for not sanctioning individual managers. Both are keen for enforcement on the way the bank communicated with investors.

4 comments on “SEC’s Cease-and-Desist Order Against JPMorgan “Lost” Evidence Damaging to CEO Jamie Dimon
  1. Simon says:

    Mothertrucker!

  2. ronron says:

    no h/t ronron?

  3. Useless Eater says:

    God has given me a message to get to Jamie Demon somehow, some way. He is probably so far removed from him that I am God’s last hope in getting this following message to him:

    “O Ye, thine Demon of Hell, thou hast fucketh up – biggeth timeth. Please report to me as soon as you get this message, Jamie Dimon. I believe you have some explaining to do; and I do as well.”

    Just an interesting side note, but it was kind of unexpected… God talks with a lisp. I’m not kidding – and it doth explain alot. Heh heh heh…

  4. Peter Jennings says:

    SEC investigates another shyster…don’t hold your breath people.

    The best you will be able to do is piss on their graves, because they will be long dead by the time the SEC gets around to doing anything with these parasites.